Burton's Breasts (Are Hot and Hairy)

[burton]

Seriously they're glorious

[burton]

Round 1

Anywayy, this is gonna be interesting. I'm coming into this as a late-game replacement, three hours into the first challenge. Thankfully, I'm not participating in the first challenge, and I'm immune at the first tribal council. So that should give me a bit of time to work something out here.

So far, I've talked to Gabe and Danni. They both seem alright? They're both really easy to have a conversation with, which is all I can really ask for at this point in the game. Also, Danni's into RHAP, so basically I've found the perfect girl for you Host Austin.

At this point, my fear is that I'll just be seen as an easy boot because I came in late. But I'm not gonna let them see that. These people are like sharks. If they smell your fear, they will attack. And they won't smell my fear.

[PW Brian Heidik]

I have to say, I love the character choice.

[burton]

I like yours too! PI is my favorite season, and Burton is one of my favorite characters from that season. I was so pissed when he got voted out early, and so pleased when he got voted back in and made it decently far.

[PW Brian Heidik]

I feel exactly the same way lol. Good luck, represent Burton well!

[burton]

Lol we lost.

but that's ok because I'm immune!!! So I can't be voted out.

Right now, I'm trying to be VERY positive and optimistic about my tribe. Saying that once dead weight Cirie goes we'll kick ass etc. Honestly though...I do NOT have a lot of faith in this tribe. We got utterly dominated, and I don't think the addition of Burton Roberts is really going to change that.

I think socially, I'm connecting with certain members of this cast pretty well. Others, not so much. I haven't even spoken to Ciera yet, and members like Danni and Dan just love to drop the convo with me. BUT, I think I am connecting well with Nick. Nick and I actually have a lot in common, and the conversation between us just flows really well. I'm thinking of bringing up game shit with him later today, just so I have a foot in strategically with this tribe.

I've also connected with Gabe and Kim too. I'm pretty sure I recognize Kim, and the girl is a gamer, so I'm gonna keep my eyes on her. But for now, she'll be good to keep around.

I'm TRYING not to feel nervous about the fact that I have no official alliances yet. This seems like a pretty slow moving tribe, so maybe there's nothing going on yet. OR maybe I'm the outs, who knows.

Whatevs. For now, Cirie goes, Danni becomes the captain. Which I don't really like -- I bet that the captains get something good in the captains quarters or whatever. But for now, I'm not gonna rock the boat.

[burton]

Ahhh jk, Nick just proposed an alliance with me!!!

Team Burton and Nick coming at ya

[burton]

Round 2

I'm still alive!!

So, I basically hate my tribe. None of them are ever online. Stacey showed up briefly yesterday and then vanished. "Dan Fuego" always messages me at like 3AM.....and Ciera is some Eastern European weird time zone chick.

We're going to get utterly pulverized.

My main boy is Nick. Nick is the guy I get along with the best out here, and most importantly...he's actually here. So that's cool. I like Kim too. She's really fun to talk to, and nice n shit. Nick casually mentioned that he talks to her, so I'm thinking of maybe having a hot and heavy threesome of me/nick/kim .

Likewise, I like Danni and Gabe too, but I have nothing official with them at all. Danni always drops the conversation with me. Gabe is nice enough though.

We'll see. This tribe is like a house with a bad foundation. It might look nice enough, but it's missing the essential shit that it needs to stay afloat. So it's gonna fall fast and hard.

[burton]

We won! I'm save until F16 now, what's up!

I'm honestly not interested in trying too hard in challenges? Not until Stacey is gone anyway. I like, hate the fact that people who are actually doing shit in this game might leave before her, who hasn't logged in in a couple days. That said, as long as she's around, she will always go before me. She's like a safety net of sorts.

In other news, Danni made a deal with me. You know a like "Let's just watch each other's back when shit gets heavy" kind of deal. So that's alright? I'm down? She's not on my hitlist, I'm obviously not on hers. So let's go for it. There are a few things about her that bug me. Like, she keeps on mentioning that I'm a "late addition" to this game. Like...that's great? Does that make me any less of an addition to this tribe? I don't think so, especially when there are people like Stacey who haven't even shown up. And, she mentioned that I "definitely know the game." Which makes me wary, because we've hardly talked game at all.

But whatever. I'm gonna take it as it goes with this tribe. I don't want to be too proactive since I honestly am convinced that I don't need to be. I'm building up a good relationship with everyone, and that's really all I need!

[Natalie]

Great confessionals

[burton]

Thank you Nat!

[burton]

Round 3

Kind of bored with my tribe, tbh. Everyone here is nice enough. I still love Nick, and I like Gabe. But everyone else can go?

Nick was apparently talking to Dan Fuego last night, and they talked about setting up a big alliance. Nick brought my name up to be a part of it, which is a solid that I definitely appreciate. However, I don't really like Dan lol. Now, he's a nice enough guy when we do talk. But he always drops the conversation with me and that's just something that really really irritates me. And it's something a lot of people on this tribe are doing.

But it's fine. I am hoping we lose this challenge, to be honest. It really bugs me that Stacey is here. She's like a wart on the face of this tribe. A wart that I'd really like to burn off or pop with a hot needle or whatever it is you do to get rid of warts. But...rumors through the grapevine is that the other tribe is having some drama? That's what Gabe told me anyway. He said Morgan was refusing to do the puzzle for whatever reason. The fact that he knows that is a bit telling. He seems to know a lot about things going on on the other side.

Whatevs! Still keeping my cool. Still sliding underrr the radar I hope. Probably not. I never slide under the radar lmfao.

[burton]

nick brown
nottin much, i just got home from visiting the sandwich shop
guess what i got

Burton Roberts
a sandwich?

nick brown's icon
yeeeee

~~~

This is why Nick's my boy lol

[burton]

nick brown
i saw that movie inside out

12:43 PM
Burton Roberts
How was it?!

12:43 PM
Burton Roberts
It looks cute

12:47 PM
nick brown
it was good! my friends loved it, it was a little sappy imo but still decent
i swear i didn't cry... but one part gave me some really intense allergies and shit
~~~

dude kills me

[burton]

Alright, seriously, how is that shit fair? An inactive gets to stay over someone who's actually here to play because of a bullshit twist. Like, if you aren't taking the time to come onto aim, why even bother staying another round.

Fuck that. I think Dan's the one who's going now. Which I'm fine with, even though I think things were actually slowly working out between us.