Burton's Breasts (Are Hot and Hairy)

[burton]

First off, I'd like to thank all the PWs who liked my completely delusional post last round. Love you guys. LOL

ok, so I'm honestly livid. Gabe was my #1, my boo. The moon of my life etc. etc. It just makes me really sad that he's gone, and that Nick and Kim both basically backstabbed me to get him out.

Kim messaged me last night saying "I'm voting for you Burton," and basically toyed the fuck with my emotions. Apparently she didn't trust me at all, she refused to acknowledge that I basically saved her fucking ass last round. She told me today that it was all an act -- she was afraid that someone from our side had an idol and she wanted an idol to be playe don me.

Nick...fucking Nick man. I'm honestly hurt by him. I've told him that he's my #1 boy from the beginning of this game, and he really has been. So him going behind my back like this hurts. It hurts a lot. It also hurts me that basically all the rumors I heard are true. I've been hearing this entire game about how he's been trying to flip the vote each and every round, and I haven't believed him. And he confirmed that they were all true. Like...I feel flabbergasted. He told me it was all just a game move, which is fair.....but part of me really just wants to cut ties with him.

Another part of me still wants to win this whole thing.

So, let's go back to this vote. I've concluded that no one is being 100% honest with me anymore. So I'm going to be 100% honest with everyone...except who I'm targeting I guess. I'm going to tell everyone that I'm targeting Sash this round. He is who I want to go home, etc. At this point, it's really so I can't get screwed over by playing both sides. There's no point anymore.

Morgan told me she was fine with. So did Kim.

It all seemed a little bit too easy.

Turns out, as Kim told me, Morgan approached her about voting me out. Said something about how I was a bigger threat than Danni or some shit. I wasn't sure if I believed it, really, since Morgan just tells everyone what they want to hear and hopes it doesn't get around. However, Morgan gave me this big speech about why I should keep her in this game. And in it, she said, "My only chances of winning is if I'm up against Kim and Nick."

FUCKING IDIOT LOLOLOLOL

So, I'm willing to believe it. She's trying to get me out this round, fuck her. But Sash has to go first. he's the minority underdog golden boy...I can't have him making finals.

[burton]

Final 5!!

This merge has gotten unexpectedly crazy, but I'm going to finish out strong. I'm guaranteed F4 at this point -- Danni and Morgan are both bigger targets than me. So all I can do now is keep up my social game with everyone and stay in everyone's good graces.

Morgan and Sash obviously targeted me that round. So, you know, I don't feel bad about voting Sash at all. I was completely honest with everyone except for Sash about my target, and my target went home. Look at me not burning bridges.

Likewise, look at Morgan burning her last one. I'm sure IRL she's a lovely person but ingame...she's just a nasty nasty liar. She told me before the Gabe vote that she could ~~~NEVER~~~ vote out Gabe and I because we've been so good to her. And then what happened? She votes out Gabe, then tries to vote me. Like, are you fucking serious bitch? If she somehow makes finals and I'm in jury, she will not get my vote. Because I don't like people who lie so freely like that.

But whatever. I didn't rub it in her face, even though I kinda wanted to. :x she got duped, and she's probably going home next unless she wins immunity. Which she has a great advantage in because she's been on a tribe with everyone in this list.

[burton]

FINAL 4

Shout out to my previous alias Eddie Fox from Twisted. I've outplaced ya brotha.

Anyway, I won the F5 immunity, and we all just agreed to have a live TC. Made sense at the time, because Morgan really just had to go. And I didn't want her to be able to get into anyone's brains. So, we had the vote, and off she went.

Thenn we had the live IC. And before it started, i accidentally leaked a message in the group chat, wishing Danni luck on the IC. THANKFULLY, I didn't specifically say her name, but it was still pretty obvious by the way I worded it. So, I messaged Kim and Nick afterwards saying the message was meant for them. Which I don't think they bought LOL. So I was nervous, and I figured I needed to win the IC.

WHICH I FUCKING DID.

That's right bitches, I'm on a run. And this is the best time to go on a run too, right at the end.

So now, I need to decide how to best set myself up for F3. I have two options, basically, each with pros/cons.

1) Vote danni
- Pros: Get the IC beast out. Gives me a better shot at winning the jury. She will vote for me in the end.
- Con: She will TAKE me to the end as well. And if we both lose, Danni will go home.
2) Force a tie and vote out Nick or Kim.
- Pros: I feel like I can beat both of them. I have a better shot at winning the FIC against them.
- Cons: If I LOSE the FIC I probably go home. Also, if Danni loses the TB, I am fucked.

So, looking at those facts...I'm not sure what to do. There's an obvious risk in keeping Danni here, but there's an even more evident risk if she goes. I lose my meatshield close ally and friend.

Right now, I'm trying to mist Nick fucking hardcore. I want him to keep me at F3. He is at least ACTING like he's considering it...that's all I can hope for. Maybe I should try to work Kim as well? Ugh I dunno, I just need to survive.

[PW Brian Heidik]

Did I hear going on an immunity run at the end? Seriously though, congrats on out placing yourself. Also congrats on winning the quote challenge this time.

[Host Austin]

Jul 21, 2015 10:58:16 GMT PW Brian Heidik said:

Did I hear going on an immunity run at the end? Seriously though, congrats on out placing yourself. Also congrats on winning the quote challenge this time.

It's a well known fact that immunity runs at the end are the most stylish ways to win.

[burton]

Unfortunately you have to actually win at the end

Haha

Thank you Brian!

[burton]

I fucking did it. I made it to the F2, after thinking I had no hope after Gabe left. This is great. <3

Let me write a paragraph baiting for winners quote titles.

I am going to win this whole thing. It'll be a death match between Kim and me, but ultimately I will come out on top. This is my time to shine, this is my moment. I will be the champion of this season.

Hopefully that's enough. <3

[burton]

So, can we just talk about

How Morgan is pissed at Kim for lying to her

Yet she's pissed at me for telling her the truth when she was booted

?