EPISODE 1: "The Great Broginning"

[bostonrod]

The Rod is back! I'm frickin' excited to play again! This time I will make shoe-ah to bring tha million with me to Boston! I will make ma mum and ma bros back home truly proud. I won't let anything or anyone distract me from ma goal. Ma strategy for this one will be plain and simply: First I'll get one bro aside, look them in the eye and promise them all tha great in tha world. If I have that one bro to chill with, to talk about all the problahms in the world with, I will have the foundation for a good game. From there on out, I will use ma Boston charm to weasle these guuhls into the Rodmobile (aka cah) and cruise to the win! beepbeep

Immediately when I sah Sash on my tribe, I knew it. I had this feeling I only get with the truest bro-bro's I have. We looked each other in the eyes and knew that the greatest brollaboration of the game had already started. 




That wink was more than enough for me to know that Sash is a guy I can trust, I can lean on. He reminds me of my bro Joaq and we all know how that turned out.. I will try to fix that wrong now and have all the faith Sash and me can cruise to a happy land far away from here.

Step one completed, now came the time to go hunting for lady birds with ma bro. Did I say hunting? We didn't even have to cause all the birds came running to us. If you don't hunt, you will be hunted... But I don't blame these guuhls cause me and ma bro Sash are clearly the hottest couple in town. We both agreed we would start this thing off slow so that we don't seem like all we want to do with these gurls is abuse them for a vote (jk).


HOWEVER, temptation is already setting in, Papaya Queen Morgan and Persian Princess Shirin have both made me have some very, very naughty thoughts. 10/10 would hit those two, and they have the full package of beauty, brains, brawn and BLAZINGG SPEED (woops crystal cox came out). I already see the two of them looking, and looks ain't deceiving cause oh boy they want me. BUT, Rod shall resist this temptation, since Rod knows that when Rod has hit them, they will be done with Rod as there is nothing left to desire..