The one where Coach lands in the Caymans

[coach]

Up above to the heavens you see
When you are hoping and searching for glee
Fear not all you viewers of Survivor PURE three.
Coach is here to save you. Come journey with me.

Its is I. Coach Wade. Dragon Slayer at your service *bows*. I come to the Caymans to regale you with my stories, the occasional dabble in poetry like the one you see above, and then par take in this fascinating game we all call Survivor. The beginnings of this game have been quite amusing so let me share what I have experienced so far.

The first person to hmu is Sash. Saying how he is glad to see "a Coach". What does he mean by "a Coach". I am THE Coach baby. He tells me how he is excited and looking forward to hearing all the Coach-stories. Well. Ask and you shall receive. The Dragon Slayer is a generous man.

Coach Wade

Like this one time, I went to buy some ham for a lady friend 

And my regular guy was out 

So I go to this place that one of my friends recommends 

But just outside there is a tiny man
WHo starts questioning me what I want and all

So I tell him I just need to buy meat

And he tells me the meat in this shop is cursed or some shit

I am a bit taken aback

SInce my friend suggested it and all

Turns out the guy just wanted to off load some of his stale meat on me

And was trying to scare me away

Can't pull a fast one on the Dragon slayer tho

I got eyes like a hawk

I make him taste some of his stale meat in front of me

He almost chokes the poor guy

I buy him sme beef jerky and send him on his way

And get my meat and go home

Sash Lenahan

Holy Shit coach

Can we be allies?

LOL. Who knew it was that easy. I don't even eat meat. That story is like something from a cheap sitcom. I don't even think it is that funny. But w/e I guess I found my "shtick" with Coach.

BAM! That my friends is how you en-Coach someone. Get it?? Hehehehe. So the next one I talk to is Shirin. This girl is fun. She has energy. She hast chutzpah. I regaled her with one of my more ... you could say troubling stories. Her reactions were a mix of shock and fear so I will not be sharing that story with others. Suffice it to say she is digging the Coach vibe. 

The three of us made an alliance called "The Persians of Interest" (artwork coming soon). This is a good trio. Sash and I decided to keep the "Dragon Sash-ays" strictly on the DL. 

And then I came across Morgan. Let me tell you man, this girl is a firecracker. Just wow. I love this girl. I am not even bothering to play "Coach" with her. Just being me. And it rocks! I mean don't get me wrong, I am loooooooooving playing "Coach". Honestly didn't think I would have this much fun. Heck I wish I had more free time to really sink my teeth into the Coach persona. I can have a lot of fun with this character. But with Morgan. I can be myself. And it feels liberating at times. Strategically we are IN SYNC. So thats what I will talk about next.

So I had that Persians of Interest thing going. Cool group. We were hoping to end up on the same tribe together and we were going to approach Vince and talk to him. Appear friendly. And basically we were gonna ignore Kim LOL. So that ... actually worked. Morgan had said the same thing to me BTW. Vince actually picked the 4 of us first. Beautiful. 

Now came the part which I do not think I am very good at. Or maybe I am IDK. I am p awesome so I am probably good at it without knowing it. But anyways. I now have a trio with Sash/Shirin, a duo with Morgan. I approach Vince and make a duo with him "The Dragon Slayer and the Feathered Player". And I tell propose a 5-person majority of Vince, Sash, Shirin, Morgan and I. He lets me do all the talking of course. Smart. Then he asks me how do we bring others on board. I say divide and conquer. I will talk to the chicks. He can rope in Sash. That was the last of that.

But later Morgan clues me in on the fact that Chief Sly made a similar duo with her. Very good Vince. Very good. And so did Sash. Everyone wants a pice of Morgan And not surprising. She is V COOL.

And that is the gist of the summary of Coach Wade. On the first day of this game. Lets look forward to more BS stories, poetries and fun conversations with Morgan through the rest of this game. 

[Host Austin]

Have you decided on Morgan as your ORG Crush (TM) Coach?

[coach]

Jun 20, 2015 21:24:47 GMT Host Austin said:

Have you decided on Morgan as your ORG Crush (TM) Coach?

 

Morgan is baengelic (TM)

[Natalie]

I hope I was your crush in the game we played. I was pretty damn flawless

[coach]

Jun 21, 2015 3:04:29 GMT Natalie said:

I hope I was your crush in the game we played. I was pretty damn flawless

Its going to be very awkward when you read my confessionals ......

[coach]

A great battle indeed, mettles were tested
But the Dragon Slayer's might is nigh impossible to be bested
They tried to deceive us, but Davis is a lot more invested
Read loses at the end of the day and we all just jested 

So we ended up crushing it. Danni bluffed hard. So did most of the Read tribe it would seem. Heh. Can't pull a fast one on the Dragon Slayer. I got eyes like a hawk man. 

Besides that, today was really interesting. Whitney, the person Morgan and I both disliked the most, did a complete 180 today. She was full of great energy, was areal help in the challenge, good conversation. With both Morgan and I. the fact that she got Morgan to warm up to her is very impressive. She sets up an group chat with Morgan and I. Not that it has been used much. But it is in place.

Not much else has happened today. It was mostly centered around the challenge. Had we lost, I think Vince would have been in trouble. His delegations were bad. Morgan had asked to be mid to low but he put her second. He himself didn't look like he was putting that much effort into it and would cost us 55 points right out of the gate. Danni's bluff had made everyone worried I would lose as well. Danni messaged me later congratulating me and I told her how I had made note of post counts which gave it away. 

Last night I had a very good conversation with Gabriel. The kid is very easy to talk to. I am kinda sad he isn't on this tribe. I think we could make a great pair. But alas. Besides him I am not really trying to keep any cross-tribal conversations going. Maybe I will try with Danni. The last time I kept up cross-tribal convos with a Danni in a game ... well lets just say I had a BLAST. And I got 8th place. 

What else. I don't think anything else of note happened. Oh. I made this intro. 

I do not want to post it publicly because I have been doing a LOT of intros recently and I am afraid it will give away my alias. And there is a couple people in this cast that I suspect are people I have played with so I would like to keep my alias hidden. 

That is all I can think of for this round. Sayonara suckers and see you in the next round. Peace.