Post by sash on Jun 19, 2015 3:05:27 GMT
Hola Bitches,
Welcome.
The game has begun, and well, I've liked the beginning. Unless I'm getting totally screwed with, I'm in a great position. Knowing me I'm probably getting screwed with, but Fuck it, I feel good. Before the game began, I got busy with blowing past the bullshit "You Excited conversations" and started seeing who I wanted to work with. Me and Coach vibed good early on when he told me a story about meat. Yup. Tell a man of your meat and you have his vote. Shirin and I also hit it off, as she is super easy to talk to, and gets me when we talk strategy. Me and Coach solidified things pretty early, forming Dragon Sash-ays (I don't know) and then we pulled in Shirin to make the Persians of Interest. All these alliance names make me feel like I'm on some shitty version of big brother, but I don't really give a hoot. Flocci non Flaccio, bitch. As long as I have allies. I have no reason to think they're not actually with me. I want (at least try) to run this game from behind the scenes. I have a good relationship with rodney, and me and morgan are on good terms. They seem like a good pair, so Shirin and I want to pull them in to solidify a majority. And then of course there is Vince. Who the fuck thought of returnees? Fairplay you bastard. Love you.
Not sure where Vince falls though. He seems pretty cool, but I really don't have read. I don't like not having a read. Will definitely be getting back to you on that one. Whitney is rad, her broken English is confusing and enjoyable. Haven't spoken to Hali, don't really feel like starting it. I'm sure that will bite me in the ass, but hey, one bite ain't that bad. Ace showed the fuck up and is saying its his first ORG. Dude, its my first ORG do I look like I'm saying that to people. We'll see how he does but the attitude of the tribe seems to be that he might be the easy first boot. Except it'll probably be me. Fuck me. Hope I've entertained, sorry to be so short but nothing really has happened intil tonight. I anticipate a crazy motherfucker of a game. I'm gonna make it one. 'Til next time.
I'll leave you with the first of Sash's Sexy Haikus (alliteration is a bitch)
We're on Survivor
Better Not Fuck Up Today
Fairplay how are you?
Welcome.
The game has begun, and well, I've liked the beginning. Unless I'm getting totally screwed with, I'm in a great position. Knowing me I'm probably getting screwed with, but Fuck it, I feel good. Before the game began, I got busy with blowing past the bullshit "You Excited conversations" and started seeing who I wanted to work with. Me and Coach vibed good early on when he told me a story about meat. Yup. Tell a man of your meat and you have his vote. Shirin and I also hit it off, as she is super easy to talk to, and gets me when we talk strategy. Me and Coach solidified things pretty early, forming Dragon Sash-ays (I don't know) and then we pulled in Shirin to make the Persians of Interest. All these alliance names make me feel like I'm on some shitty version of big brother, but I don't really give a hoot. Flocci non Flaccio, bitch. As long as I have allies. I have no reason to think they're not actually with me. I want (at least try) to run this game from behind the scenes. I have a good relationship with rodney, and me and morgan are on good terms. They seem like a good pair, so Shirin and I want to pull them in to solidify a majority. And then of course there is Vince. Who the fuck thought of returnees? Fairplay you bastard. Love you.
Not sure where Vince falls though. He seems pretty cool, but I really don't have read. I don't like not having a read. Will definitely be getting back to you on that one. Whitney is rad, her broken English is confusing and enjoyable. Haven't spoken to Hali, don't really feel like starting it. I'm sure that will bite me in the ass, but hey, one bite ain't that bad. Ace showed the fuck up and is saying its his first ORG. Dude, its my first ORG do I look like I'm saying that to people. We'll see how he does but the attitude of the tribe seems to be that he might be the easy first boot. Except it'll probably be me. Fuck me. Hope I've entertained, sorry to be so short but nothing really has happened intil tonight. I anticipate a crazy motherfucker of a game. I'm gonna make it one. 'Til next time.
I'll leave you with the first of Sash's Sexy Haikus (alliteration is a bitch)
We're on Survivor
Better Not Fuck Up Today
Fairplay how are you?
