FUCK YEAH, you know what time it is! But before I get to the six picks for All Stars, two things I'd like to cover first.
First off, we had one of our original Season 1 players, Tasha, come back these season as Shirin, and while she didn't last as long as she did in Columbia, it was decided that we liked her way more in The Cayman Islands. While she is still considered a S1 All Star, she'll now be known as her alias this game. So say goodbye to The Goddess Tasha, and say hello to...
THE SUPERFAN!
Secondly, the field for AS was REALLY strong this year, probably our strongest year ever! There are a few people who just missed on being bona fide All Stars, but who we will still name as Alternates in case someone drops!
Our first alternate came to the game looking to redeem herself after quitting in Season 1. And not only did she not quit, but she made it all the way to the Final 2, where sadly sshe only received one vote to win. She is...
THE ATONER
And our second alternate considered himself quite the knight in shining armor, writing poems left and rightabout his experiancees in the game, yet sadly just misses out of AS due to his relatively early elimination. He is...
THE POET!
Congrats to the both of you, we hope we can see you participate in All Stars!
Let's start with our winner, shall we? This first All Star had a late start to the game, coming in during the middle of round one to replace Bob Dawg, yet he still wasted no time in building strong relationships on his tribe. After the merge, he managed to stick mostly to the shadows, out of harm's way from the bigger players, until he pulled one of the craziest moves of the season when he convinced his alliance to all flip their vote and get out Ciera. A few IC wins after that secured his spot in the finals where he won in the biggest landslide in Pure history. He is...
Our next All Star quickly proved herself to be one of the more fun characters to watch during the season. Her confessionals were fun to read and her game moves were even more fun to watch, including getting Coach to break a Pure record in the first challenge just to get a target on his back. There was never a shortage of energy when she spoke, and she has definitely earned this spot. She is...
This next All Star was voted by his tribe as the Comedian of Amistad during Majority Rules, and it was a title that definitely fit him. From his rivalry with "Danni the Domme" to his cocky statements of grandeur ("i didn't know you guys named survivor pure after my PURE RAW TALENT") all the way up to his tale of going see Inside Out, this All Star was by far the funniest contestant we've had since Greg from Season 1, and I am so happy to give him AS. He is...
Our next All Star did not come into the game with the best track record around. In fact, in his only other game before this, he was first boot. yet this time around, he rose up to the challenge and made it to merge. From then on, almost every round he would discuss in his confessional just how fucked he felt and how sure he was that he was going home. yet every round he would survive, much to his surprise. Then once he finally feels comfortable with his position in the game, he gets voted out. Truly poetic. He is...
Our next All Star was probably the biggest hero in the game by a country mile. His confessionals were always upbeat and unique (including some bomb ass audio confessionals) and were a joy to read. Almost no one ever had anything negative to say about him, and he was sadly voted out for being the biggest social threat around. We can't wait to see how his adventures continue in All Stars. He is...
And our final All Star was the source of much confusion amongst the players of this season, claiming to be the cousin of fellow castaway Whitney. Even after the both of them were voted out, people still had no clue what was going on between them, not even the PWs. She gets this spot for playing probably the funniest shtick I've ever seen, and for keeping it going for as long as she did, while also delivering some of the funniest confessionals around. She is...
THE COPYCAT
And that's it for All Stars! If you didn't make it, you are always welcome to apply for Season 4 and hopefully make it on that season! It will be our final season before AS, so it's your last shot to make it!
Awards and other goodies to be posted later tonight.