Sash says some shit

[sash]

Hola bitchos,

First off congratulations! You were not voted out. Yay!

Second off I am writing this on a phone, which FUCKING SUCKS BY THE WAY. but while I am on vacation in lovely Maine, you two have to kiss our asses. Yay!



Seriously how cool is maine!


Anyway it's time for me to find some shit out, because as you all know, I knew absolutely nothing about what was happening in this game. I had lots of fun, but you guys voted me out! Less fun, dudes.

On to your games. We can start with Kimberly. Kimberly, I'm sure you're gonna take some shit in this final tribal council, but I think most of it stems from telling lies. Why lie to the minority when they have no chance. I'm not sure, it didn't make me feel super happy, but i look forward to you explaining why.

Burton, I think you played a similar game to mine (obviously better) that involved surrounding yourself with bigger targets. You happened to have the numbers and besides Gabe you knew what was up every vote this game. So cudos. But you don't have my vote on lock.




Look how inquisitive I look! Yay! So I guess it's time to ask some questions.

For both:
1. I would like you to draw a picture of me.
2. . Explain my vote out and make it along the lines of "you were such a big threat" really kiss my ass with this one.


For Kim :
1. why do you say that you are "100% down" with something when you aren't?
2. Did you play this game to win. This is an important one.
3. What is your favorite song in real life. Is it by a band called Dr. Dog? Explain either way
4. Did you enjoy this game?
5. Funniest moment from this game?
6. Have you,uttered the phrase boo boo in real life and what was the reaction/punishment.

For Burton:
1. post a good picture of lil
2. Give me two jurors who you think will vote for Kim. No fucking copouts, good friend.
3. Favorite quote from the movie apocalypse now or the movie memento or the movie inglourious basterds? Or all three.
4. Funniest thing from survivor pure three.
5. Why did you vote out the black guy at final 3. Are you racist?



Good luck to both of you. You guys seem nice and I'm sure Youre good people. I hope to be impressed! As always it's been fun

Sash

Ps if you've never been to Maine you're wrong

[burton]

Yo Sash.

First of all, I fucking love Maine. When I was younger that used to be my like, #1 vacation spot. York Beach was one of my fave beaches as a kid. I'm not sure where you are exactly, but it looks fucking gorgeous.

1. I would like you to draw a picture of me.

This is going to be fucking terrible, so I apologize. When I say that, I mean like...I literally have the drawing abilities of a five year old.

Honestly, I'm just gonna directly link to the image because it kind of hurts for me to look at. But this my impression of you, Sash! You're standing on the Cayman Island beach.

i.imgur.com/rGnC7Aj.png

2. . Explain my vote out and make it along the lines of "you were such a big threat" really kiss my ass with this one.

At the time Sash, you really were the biggest contender remaining to win this game. You and Morgan obviously had that minority voter cred backing you up. But you stood out, to me at least, because you were a strong social player. You had good relationships with people, and you avoided most of the drama that could get you some negative jury attention. Because of this, I looked at you and thought...welp, he has to go. No questions asked. If things had been different, and you were on the Read tribe, I bet you would be sitting here in the finale.

1. post a good picture of lil



(Lil is pictured on the right)

This is the only picture I could find where she's not about to break into tears. She kind of looks like a strong, determined woman in that shot. Someone who's ready to whip her boy scouts into shape.

2. Give me two jurors who you think will vote for Kim. No fucking copouts, good friend.


I'm honestly not sure that either Kim or me have any locked votes at this point. I think the people who are most likely to vote for Kim are Whitney and Nick. I never really spoke to Whit much at all, so I wouldn't be surprised if that played into her vote. And Nick and Kim were really close. Granted, I was also really close with Nick throughout this game. But I could still see Nick giving her his vote.

3. Favorite quote from the movie apocalypse now or the movie memento or the movie inglourious basterds? Or all three.]

I've never seen apocalypse now (don't hate me ), but I have seen the other two.

Memento -

"Look, memory can change the shape of a room. It can change the colour of a car and memories can be distorted. They're just an interpretation. They're not a record. They're irrelevant if you have the facts."

I really like this quote because it basically summarizes one of the major ideas of the movie. And also because it's just fucking true.

And tbh, my favorite thing about Inglourious is how Brad Pitt says "ARRIVEDERCI" in that shitty ass Italian accent. It's hilarious.

4. Funniest thing from survivor pure three.


Honestly, the funniest moments I had in this game were just talking to the cast. Lots of people on this cast were just really funny and I'd actually lol from talking to them. Nick was probably the funniest guy, the dude just had lines that would crack me up. I have two of them in my confessional...but I'll just post one of them here.

nick brown
i saw that movie inside out

12:43 PM
Burton Roberts
How was it?!

12:43 PM
Burton Roberts
It looks cute

12:47 PM
nick brown
it was good! my friends loved it, it was a little sappy imo but still decent
i swear i didn't cry... but one part gave me some really intense allergies and shit

Nick just kinda gets my sense of humor, I think.

5. Why did you vote out the black guy at final 3. Are you racist?


I love Nick! I think the dude knows how hard it was for me to vote him out. Ultimately, I voted Nick out because I thought I had a much better chance against Kim. Kim got involved in a lot of the drama in this game, so I figured some of the jurors wouldn't really like her after that. Plus, her activity wasn't the greatest in the pre-merge, and since she was so close to getting voted out at Read, I figured that would count against her. Ultimately, I feel like I played a much stronger game than Kim.

Nick, on the other hand, played an incredibly strong game. He started out under the radar in the beginning, but once merge hit I saw that he was here to play. He took control of certain votes, such as the Shirin vote. Likewise, he knew his place in the game and he knew what he had to do. It was a very smart move of him to flip on Gabe and I  at the F7. He had connections in this cast that I just don't think Kim had. If I had taken Nick to the finals, I 100% think I would have been slaughtered. 



Thank you, Sash! 

[Kim Spradlin]

~*Kim's Answer to Sash*~

Hey Sash! First I will comment on the comments you made.

On to your games. We can start with Kimberly. Kimberly, I'm sure you're gonna take some shit in this final tribal council, but I think most of it stems from telling lies. Why lie to the minority when they have no chance. I'm not sure, it didn't make me feel super happy, but i look forward to you explaining why.

I understand what you mean, and I think it was because I didn't think from the start of merge that you had no chance. You and the rest of your tribe was opportunity for me, as I was on the bottom of my tribe. I wanted to use that opportunity to find out about my tribe(something I didn't do pre merge). I also wanted to possibly work with anyone on your tribe that could better help my game. I quickly found out how much it would have been dumb to work with you or Morgan all the way, as you guys and even Coach had been playing such amazing games that I would always fail in comparison. I ended up finding a way with Nick to learn enough about my tribe, to split up the Danni/Gabe/Burton bond but still having a shot at going to the end with a chance. My chances were Gabe, Burton ,and Nick in my own eyes. At that time I did still lie to both you and Morgan a ton, and I think that was a lot to do with my want to always keep options open and the votes off me. It was also a bit of not 100% knowing the best move until towards the end of the final 7 round. Frankly, I had to keep options open because I didn't have many. And one of them was my bonds with your tribe.

For both:

1. I would like you to draw a picture of me.

2. . Explain my vote out and make it along the lines of "you were such a big threat" really kiss my ass with this one.

You were a huge threat to win this game. Morgan and yourself were the strongest players from your original tribe, and the final two remaining. In addition, you had a benefit of not pissing anyone off in my eyes. I also thought you were a social and strategic player of the game. I think if the circumstances were different you could have done much better in this game. I just did not want to give you a shot to win this, due to chancing you winning it. I told Morgan, and yourself, that Nick/Me would vote with you guys for Burton to go. I thought Morgan wanted to hear that due to her being close to you ,and wanting to prevent Nick and myself from working with Burton. Therefore I lied and said I would also vote for him. I then told Danni/Burton we were obviously voting for you. Danni/Burton saw it the same way as Nick/Myself and I was building my relation back with Burton around this time. It was purely a game move, nothing personal.

For Kim : 

1. why do you say that you are "100% down" with something when you aren't?

Gaining allies any time I could, and lying when I needed to. I know I lied, and said I would be down with things when I wasn't. I feel like I needed to whenever I did, to keep the vote off myself..and open up my options in the game.

2. Did you play this game to win. This is an important one.

I played the game to make it to the end and survive. Those were my two goals of this game. And I accomplished both. Winning was not my objective when I joined, because I knew it was going to be an uphill battle. I played this out round by round to make it here, with a fighting shot.

3. What is your favorite song in real life. Is it by a band called Dr. Dog? Explain either way

My favorite song in real life is Dear Old Nicki by Nicki Minaj. She is a goddess in my eyes, and I love the way the song portrays how much she has changed, and how she is basically writing a song to her former self. I think people change in games, and in life. It shows so much self-awareness that she has for herself, and is a piece of art in my eyes.

4. Did you enjoy this game?

Yes, I enjoyed this game as my second chance. I enjoyed meeting the people I got to be social with. Like Nick, Ciera, Burton, yourself, and Morgan. People i genuinely felt like I got to know a little bit, even if it was through a character. I had a great time being Kim 2.0 in many ways. Totally different then season one, but still so much fun.

5. Funniest moment from this game?

For me the funniest moments were fighting with Morgan, but then IMing her afterwards when she unblocked me and we would talk game for like an hour. It was hilarious to me, that we were both on such the same wave length in the game to be able to do that. Not everyone could shift that much and be okay with it, like her and I were able to.

6. Have you,uttered the phrase boo boo in real life and what was the reaction/punishment.

Yes, I was beaten with a stick the first time I said it. Sexually, of course. I never did it after that.

Let me know if you have any other questions!!

XOXOXOXO

*~Kim*~

[Kim Spradlin]

Working on the self-portrait for you now. Will post here in when I edit the above post. <3

[Kim Spradlin]

Edited in your picture, Sash,

[burton]

^ Much better than my portrait LOL

[sash]

Thanks for the answers guys! I enjoyed them both. I am very glad I put the picture question in there lol. This has helped me figure out my vote, but good luck to both of you!