T'is the end, here we all are at FTC Time for one of you to win, I wonder who it will be Outwit, Outplay, Outlast matters to some, but not me I only desire one thing from both of you:having fun with it is the key
Namaste and congratulations to both of you for making it to the end. I won't mince words here. I don't want to vote for either of you. But since I have to I don't want to be unfair and not give you a chance. Since some people thought of me as a challenge-centric person, I will do just that. You both have to participate in a challenge and whoever wins it gets my vote.
But don't worry. Its not endurance. Its creativity. Both of your opening statements are quite dry. So I want you to make it interesting. Very simple really.
Your challenge is to revamp your opening statement and make a song out of it. Plus points if it is a parody of a famous song and you can fit it such that it can be sung to its original tune. If you choose to do this please provide a link of what song you based it on and the lyrics. You're not limited to just what you have already said in your OS. You can add stuff that you feel you left out if it helps makes the song flow better. Up to you.
I hope both of you participate in this challenge. I will be basing my vote solely on your answers to my question. Good luck to you both and remember to have fun.