Gabe's Jury Question

[Host JFP]

Hey ya'll sorry I can't really "be here" but imma try my best!

My question for you is an easy one. Way too many of you left to post individual statements but as a whole me getting voted out wasn't bad at all. Sure I was sad, especially towards Morgan and Nick who were leading me on unnecessarily while I trusted them, but never at any point was I mad at any of you for voting me out. I was a likable guy and well liked by the jury so there really wasn't any choice to be made. So my question for you:

Write a short story about this season. A comic book plot would be best where you outline the heroes and villains, explain who won, how it happend, and why the story ends with YOU winning the fake million dollar prize and the real title of sole survivor. 

Get creative with it! Make a title, use some photoshop, have some fun! Here are some examples:

Good luck and have fun guys. Congrats to you finalists and I expect some great reading material when I get back.

[burton]

Yo Gabe!

Not gonna lie, this is going to be a bit of a projectish question. I'll get around to it later tonight or tomorrow, ty! <3

[Kim Spradlin]

~*Currently working on this as well*~

Awesome question! I will do my best tonight/tomorrow to get this posted.

[burton]

THE STORY OF SUPER BURTON

In a galaxy far far away

It's...one of those galaxies. Not sure which one.

Eighteen heroes and villains were taken to the universe of Caymania. There, the three great Gods – Fairplay, Wes, and Austin – gave them a simple task.

“In another universe, there is a formerly popular reality TV show called Survivor. We are but three bored Gods, so we would like to watch you play it out!”

Without a second to prepare, the eighteen heroes and villains were divided into two tribes, and sent to different parts of the galaxy. Occasionally, they would reconvene in the center of Caymania, to fight against each other for safety. One tribe was sent to the planet of Readinia.

No, I didn't make this in PS

Our story focuses on the hero, SuperBurton (who claims his friends just call him Burton), who was sent to the planet of Readinia. There, Burton would make friends with many of the others sent to the planet. Among those were Wonder Danni, BatGabe, Nick “Green Arrow” Brown, and “Glam Glam Ciera.” There were others on the tribe. Some were forgotten heroes who didn’t want to be there, such a Slim Stacey, and Sucka Cirie. Others, such as Dan the Martian, didn’t really fit in with the group so well. 

And of course, there was the mysterious “Lil Kim,” a woman who was rarely seen on Readinia. The heroes had heard that Kim had been through this ordeal before – only to go insane from the pressure of the competition.

As the two sides battled it out, Readinia found itself beating the tribe on Planet Davised more often than not. Eventually, the great Gods convened the two tribes together for an announcement.

“If you so wish, you may join the other team. You have one minute to decide.”

And almost immediately, Burton saw a gorgeous woman with a scowl on her face step off her mat. The others on her tribe didn’t look so shocked. She stuck her head up and said “Fairplay, I’m sick of the tyranny of Coach Luthor. I’d like to join the other side.”

After that, a woman oddly known as “Morgique” joined the crew. She told terrible tales of Coach Luthor and his followers, and how she loved the people of Readinia.

After winning some more challenges, the two tribes eventually moved planets. They moved to the beautiful planet of Amistadia, where the trees were lush and green and the seas were clear and blue.



Coach Luthor’s empire had fallen to a measly number, and the heroes of Readinia had the numbers. However, Burton was quickly realizing that some of these heroes were going to turn on each other. The God Fairplay had made it clear – there could only be one winner.

At this point in time, Burton was working very closely with BatGabe and Wonder Danni, while also keeping close ties with the Green Arrow. Lil Kim herself had become more involved with affairs, although still not taking much action other than to yell at Morgique. Wacky Whitney, Super Shirin, and Coach Luthor had all fallen in a row to the might of Readinia. But now, an alarming issue had come to Super Burton.

Wonder Danni awoke Super Burton from a much needed slumber. 

“Burton! I have grave news! Glam Glam Ciera has informed me that Green Arrow and Lil Kim are plotting with Morgique and Slayer Sash to get rid of us.”

Burton was skeptical of this news. He had grown quite fond of Lil Kim and Green Arrow while they were fighting against the woes of Davis. However, he could not stop Danni’s plans.

“We need to work with Morgique and Slayer Sash to get one of them out!”

Burton hesitated with this plan. While they were having this conversation, Burton notice Glam Glam Ciera lurking through the camp in the moon light. There she was, whispering into Lil Kim and Green Arrow’s ear. The vote was upon them soon, and Burton had to act fast. So he gathered his new alliance into his tent and said.

“We need to vote for Glam Glam,” said Burton. “She’s untrustworthy and trying to play us!”

The group, surprisingly easily, went along with it. At the vote, Ciera was banished into the jury realm by the God Fairplay. Burton secretly high fived BatGabe after she left. However, tragedy would soon befall Burton at the next eviction, when BatGabe was banished into the jury realm.

“Goodbye, my love,” BatGabe said to Burton, inspiring homoerotic undertones that fanficers will run with for the rest of eternity.

Disappointment and anger surged through Burton. How could this have happened? He could only conclude that Green Arrow and Lil Kim had become his enemies. However, the next vote proved differently.

“We need to get SASH out!” Lil Kim wailed. “SLAYER SASH and MORGINIQUE must go!”

Burton nodded, deciding it was better if he just let Lil Kim think her wailing had convinced Burton that he wanted to vote out Sash. It was obvious that Burton would want that – Slayer Sash had many friends in the jury realm who would eventually grant him the victory. And with that, Slayer Sash and Morginique were both banished into the jury realm, and only the members of Readinia were left standing. 

Now, Burton had a tough choice to make. Only two of these four would be left standing to face the jury realm. Wonder Danni and Green Arrow were both great friends to Burton throughout his journey here. But…Burton now wanted the win. He could taste it, see it within his grasp. And he could hear the wails of Lil Kim, which reminded him what was best to do.

Burton won the last two individual challenges with little competition. Maybe Burton could have made it to the end without them, but it was not worth the risk. And then, he made the hardest decisions a super hero has to make. He sent his two close friends into the jury realm, knowing that the wails of Lil Kim would annoy the jury to no end.

“Great job, Burton and Kim,” said Fairplay’s voice from the Heavens. “Now, you must face the jury realm yourselves.”

They were transported to another realm. Burton and Kim sat in the two seats in the middle, while nine of those in the jury realm stood in front of them. Lil Kim’s wails still filled the realm. “I was only pretending to wail and be bad! So I’d get here!”

Burton shrugged. He felt like he had explained his game decently enough throughout the ceremony. When his friend BatGabe came up to the podium to ask his question, he said

“I want you to tell this game like a short story. Make it interesting!”

Burton went first. He took a deep breath.

“In a galaxy far, far away…”