The Deep Beyond

[dan]

NOTE: If video confessionals ain't your thing, you're probably going to hate me. Sorry in advance!

I'll try to keep the videos for important thoughts and keep random, but useful shit in text. In any case, just running down the intro to the game.

Currently doing some conversing now so I shall update soon with my first impressions of like... four people. More to come later, hooray!

TO THE MOOOOOOOOOOOON!

[dan]

rodney lavoie
Oh sounds cool bro.. are you excited for this one?

Goodbye, Rodney.

[Natalie]

Hotness factor you get an A+

I hope you do well in the game

[Host JFP]

LOL at Curtis interrupting you in the middle of a confessional. Solid A+ confessional would send into space again.

[dan]

Couple of first impressions:

Sash - Friendly gentlemen who has been on AIM since check-ins have begun. Likely means he's linked to his phone but could also mean that he is seriously staring at his computer screen saying hi to everyone he comes across. We briefly talked about Panama being a good season.

Nick - I took a double take when a Nick Brown was casted... laughed my ass off when his screen name ended up being "nickbrownlol". Perfect. I like this man.

Whitney - PROTIP: Don't start conversations if you can't go beyond "how are you".

Morgan - She started a conversation with me and so far has used two unique letters. One is h, the other is i. One time it had an exclamation mark, another both were capitalized, whoa, variety! Troll or moron. Or both!

Rodney - In character people are incredibly annoying to me, especially characters with accents that people feel they need to fucking imitate it for everything. Said hi, asked if I was excited for the game and promptly left right away. Get bent.

I'm good at Survivor.

[dan]

Here's some of my most winning conversations of the day so far.

Kim picking me is just... hilarious. We'll see how that goes. What a scatterbrain. Gotta love people who can't stop saying hi or asking how you are because they can't think of anything else to fucking say, sheesh.

Nick is my favorite by far. Though to be fair I haven't gotten to know a fair share of my tribe which is unfortunately on me for not being available most of the day. Now I'm so tired that I don't feel like talking to anyone now that I have time. So gonna take a cat nap and give an update on how screwed I am on Team Kim when I get that opportunity!

[dan]

I'm alright with my tribe so far. Got a good mix of decent people and easy-to-target lameasses that should keep me safe for the time being. I haven't made any official alliances but tonight will be the time to do so. I 100% going to offer something to Nick as I feel most comfortable talking to him so far and I don't expect him to really be that heavily aligned. I also would like to offer a small "hey watch my back and you watch mine" sort of thing to Gabe. Gabe is basically Mr. Nice at this point so I expect him to kind of be good with everyone, but it wouldn't be bad to let him know that I'm there for him. Or at least make him think I am, anyway.

Cirie seems to be the town inactive so she'll be getting das boot for sure if we lose. Which I'm fairly certain we are. But maybe I'm just being overly pessimistic over the fact that I know I lost.

[dan]

Quiet round! Challenge was pretty fun and but only three of us really contributed so that was a bit of a wake up call to our tribe's activity. Getting in touch with these people is REALLY difficult. I want to start an alliance with Nick and basically we've been catching ourselves in offlines for the past three days. It's aggravating. The only person I'm ever able to regularly talk to is Burton.

I feel a bit outcasted tbqh. Though Stacey is really inactive right now so she is almost surely next in line. I want to get Kim out soon though. She's fucking annoying. She says hi almost every day and then follows up with absolutely nothing. Why even talk to me?

[dan]

We say goodbye to Vince.

We finally make the alliance with Nick I've been wanting official. Plan right now is to add Burton as a third.

A short rundown of the rest of the tribe. And Shirin, who thinks she's on my tribe.

Video cuts to black for like 10 seconds due to an editing error that I didn't notice until I already uploaded it. My b my b.

[dan]

[dan]

Farewell.

[nick]

RIP dan fuego, sorry buddy your confessionals are the bomb.

[danniboatwright]

Legitimately the funniest confessionals I've ever seen. lool