F12: The one where Coach is fucked nine ways to Sunday
Jul 6, 2015 8:48:36 GMT
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Post by coach on Jul 6, 2015 8:48:36 GMT
So I missed a round?? Or mislabeled a round I think. Not sure. Poem will come tomorrow. Its late in the night and I cba. Lots on my mind about this game right now anyways that I need to vent. Lets start with the fucking IC.
You know I would really appreciate it if you, JFP, understand the meaning of the phrase "the more people you have on the better." when describing the challenge. Battle ship can literally be played 1 on 1. So what exactly was the point of trying to get a majority of people? Or even saying that we needed as many as possible? Just state a time. If 1 person from each tribe can make it, good. If others can make it thats a bonus. Seriously man, I was frantically searching for an outlet while at a wedding to charge my phone so I could come online. My relatives probably think I am crazy or something. Sheeesh! Ok now I have that out of my system.
We lost. Big surprise -_- But what happened next was beyond what I could imagine. Shirin was sent to SL which I though was ideal. But she has left me IMs saying she had to make a snap decision on whether she will mutiny to Read. And she did! Now make no mistake. This was absolutely, 100% the correct decision for her. And to an extent for me too. Shirin is the person I trust 100% in this game. And even beyond that, I have resigned to my fate of being 1st or 2nd juror. So I wanna see my baby girl Shirin go deep and do very well. And I will be cheering her on all the way. So I fully supported her decision to go to Read. Of course in the back of my mind I am hoping Shirin can make inroads over there and hopefully help me out at the merge. Maybe steer the target off of me. Its wishful thinking but hey, I was in a shitty position regardless. This can only help.
Now as soon as I saw the results and the fact that I am at a 4-person TC, I was ... not worried at all LOL. See I am awesome and I have complete control over here. I am untouchable on Davis and nothing can change that. I know all I have to do with Sash is promise I won't vote for him (I won't) and sweet talk Whitney. I also told Sash that I will sell to Whit that keeping Sash in is smarter because Morgan hates Sash. So that will be beneficial at the merge. Worst come to worst, I am looking at a 2-2 tie where I have to beat Rodney at something. Likely speed posting. No big. But it won't come to that. Sash and I talked and we all good. Whit and I talked and we all good. The vote should be 3-1 Rod slam dunk. Maybe 4-0 with Rod self voting LOL. I do believe that will happen. But moving onto 2 very unexpected events.
Danni messaged me after results. To wish good luck and all. Just pleasantries at the time. And look at this point I have only just seen results. I am in a car driving back from LA to San Diego after a long ass, boring and tiring wedding. So I don't think much and go for broke. Ask Danni is there any chance we won't be pagonged at the merge. This is her reply.
You know I would really appreciate it if you, JFP, understand the meaning of the phrase "the more people you have on the better." when describing the challenge. Battle ship can literally be played 1 on 1. So what exactly was the point of trying to get a majority of people? Or even saying that we needed as many as possible? Just state a time. If 1 person from each tribe can make it, good. If others can make it thats a bonus. Seriously man, I was frantically searching for an outlet while at a wedding to charge my phone so I could come online. My relatives probably think I am crazy or something. Sheeesh! Ok now I have that out of my system.
We lost. Big surprise -_- But what happened next was beyond what I could imagine. Shirin was sent to SL which I though was ideal. But she has left me IMs saying she had to make a snap decision on whether she will mutiny to Read. And she did! Now make no mistake. This was absolutely, 100% the correct decision for her. And to an extent for me too. Shirin is the person I trust 100% in this game. And even beyond that, I have resigned to my fate of being 1st or 2nd juror. So I wanna see my baby girl Shirin go deep and do very well. And I will be cheering her on all the way. So I fully supported her decision to go to Read. Of course in the back of my mind I am hoping Shirin can make inroads over there and hopefully help me out at the merge. Maybe steer the target off of me. Its wishful thinking but hey, I was in a shitty position regardless. This can only help.
Now as soon as I saw the results and the fact that I am at a 4-person TC, I was ... not worried at all LOL. See I am awesome and I have complete control over here. I am untouchable on Davis and nothing can change that. I know all I have to do with Sash is promise I won't vote for him (I won't) and sweet talk Whitney. I also told Sash that I will sell to Whit that keeping Sash in is smarter because Morgan hates Sash. So that will be beneficial at the merge. Worst come to worst, I am looking at a 2-2 tie where I have to beat Rodney at something. Likely speed posting. No big. But it won't come to that. Sash and I talked and we all good. Whit and I talked and we all good. The vote should be 3-1 Rod slam dunk. Maybe 4-0 with Rod self voting LOL. I do believe that will happen. But moving onto 2 very unexpected events.
Danni messaged me after results. To wish good luck and all. Just pleasantries at the time. And look at this point I have only just seen results. I am in a car driving back from LA to San Diego after a long ass, boring and tiring wedding. So I don't think much and go for broke. Ask Danni is there any chance we won't be pagonged at the merge. This is her reply.
"This is Survivor, man. There's always a chance for anything to happen. You just need to make the right moves at the right time 
"
"You know how there are non-answers to TC questions. This fucking sentence just takes the cake. I basically shaded her hardcore. And she got all pissy about it and in a back handed compliment kind of way wished me good luck at TC again. I tried to smooth things over and went into talking about other stuff like Young Justice and what not. Then I made one off hand remark about Morgan (because why not). And then that was that I thought. Didn't really come out of the convo with too much hope but I thought it was just 2 players shooting the breeze. Talking a little game. A little something else. See I am very partial to anyone playing as Danni. Naive of me I know but Danni is one of my fav Survivor winners. So I think to myself "Well that was at least something".
But then after a little bit Morgan literally explodes on me. Saying how I need to stop shit talking her to everyone. Mentioning Whit in there somewhere too. I play dumb as always but she makes it clear that she is talking about my little comment to Danni. So first off Danni is a dead end. Ok. Good to know. But this gets me and Morgan talking again. We haven't been for the past several days. She brings up a lot of stuff from the past rounds about how I treated her like shit and ostracized her. And she still believes that the whole Vince vote was a test of loyalty I set up. It wasn't. And this time I really hit home that she has completely misread the whole thing from the start. I think I finally got through to her this time. I did apologize for the comment to Danni. That was uncalled for. This particular talk I had with Morgan actually opened my eyes a lot. And made me feel bad about bad mouthing Morgan to others and in my confessionals over here. First off, Morgan is amazing socially. I know because I just absolutely loved her on Day 1. And she is always so much fun to talk to. Even when she is angry at me. But she is also a really savvy player. She and I talked about a lot of stuff like the Ace vote, the Hali vote, the Stacey vote. She let me know how Danni really hates me (whyyyyyy? I have been nothing but pleasant to Danni LOL) and wants my head on a spike. And apparently Morgan would have been in trouble had she not won that puzzle in the double boot round. Said that Danni and Kim hate her, Danni thinks she is running the show and has all her ducks lined up. Morgan also told me she has her own small army (wouldn't say who of course) and that she can try to make sure I am not the first target at the merge. But Whit will have to go. Morgan REALLY hates Whit. IDRK why. I mean Morgan said that Whit has been spreading mad shit about Morgan to the Read tribe. Which I BTW have no idea about. So thats between them. Morgan made it feel like she was willing to make a move at the merge WITH me. I can't 100% trust her. But well I don't have very many options LOL. I will say it felt great to talk to Morgan again. She is just amazing and as much as I felt betrayed by her during the Vince vote and how I thought she was leading a crusade to get me and my liies out at the merge, I still so love talking to her.
This has been a long fucking day. But ya know. Hope still lives in my heart. And I will do whatever it takes to keep that hope alive.
But then after a little bit Morgan literally explodes on me. Saying how I need to stop shit talking her to everyone. Mentioning Whit in there somewhere too. I play dumb as always but she makes it clear that she is talking about my little comment to Danni. So first off Danni is a dead end. Ok. Good to know. But this gets me and Morgan talking again. We haven't been for the past several days. She brings up a lot of stuff from the past rounds about how I treated her like shit and ostracized her. And she still believes that the whole Vince vote was a test of loyalty I set up. It wasn't. And this time I really hit home that she has completely misread the whole thing from the start. I think I finally got through to her this time. I did apologize for the comment to Danni. That was uncalled for. This particular talk I had with Morgan actually opened my eyes a lot. And made me feel bad about bad mouthing Morgan to others and in my confessionals over here. First off, Morgan is amazing socially. I know because I just absolutely loved her on Day 1. And she is always so much fun to talk to. Even when she is angry at me. But she is also a really savvy player. She and I talked about a lot of stuff like the Ace vote, the Hali vote, the Stacey vote. She let me know how Danni really hates me (whyyyyyy? I have been nothing but pleasant to Danni LOL) and wants my head on a spike. And apparently Morgan would have been in trouble had she not won that puzzle in the double boot round. Said that Danni and Kim hate her, Danni thinks she is running the show and has all her ducks lined up. Morgan also told me she has her own small army (wouldn't say who of course) and that she can try to make sure I am not the first target at the merge. But Whit will have to go. Morgan REALLY hates Whit. IDRK why. I mean Morgan said that Whit has been spreading mad shit about Morgan to the Read tribe. Which I BTW have no idea about. So thats between them. Morgan made it feel like she was willing to make a move at the merge WITH me. I can't 100% trust her. But well I don't have very many options LOL. I will say it felt great to talk to Morgan again. She is just amazing and as much as I felt betrayed by her during the Vince vote and how I thought she was leading a crusade to get me and my liies out at the merge, I still so love talking to her.
This has been a long fucking day. But ya know. Hope still lives in my heart. And I will do whatever it takes to keep that hope alive.
