Sash Says Schemey Shit: Deel Vyf
Jul 1, 2015 19:19:42 GMT
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Post by sash on Jul 1, 2015 19:19:42 GMT
Part Five
Holy Clusterfuck. Last night's tribal council was a righteous shitfest of confusion and fucking ridiculousness. It is also, I should say, the first time I have attended a tribal council and not received votes. Ever. So for me, a very big deal. But seriously, what a god damn clusterfuck. The plan changed every 10 minutes for the last hour before tribal and it was a very good feeling to get it done with and have a favorable outcome.
Timeline:
8:10 p.m. - Hali tells Shirin she has an idol and is gonna play it.
8:10 to 9:15 - FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKKK OMG WHAT DO WE DOOOOOOO FUCKKKK
9:16 - Jfp: Results Posted
9:17: Omg guys we're strategic masterminds we totally knew it was going to be fine we've got this!
Whatever, it worked out.
So, Hali played the idol, and we successfully flushed it sending home Ace which was really kind of sad. I liked Ace a lot, and if he had just chilled more and agreed to trick hali it wouldn't have been him gone right now. But it is what it is, we now definitely have control of the tribe. But this next round is going to be pivotal for the game. What may seem like pre-merge whatever might completely change the way this game is going to go.
So Rodney just showed up......for the first time in 2 days. There was a part of last night where coach and i almost wanted to vote rod and pull in Hali and Ace. I'm glad we stuck with the plan, but that should show you where rodney is in this alliance. He has definitely solidified himself at the bottom. Him and whit aren't aware of Persians, and in reality the three of us (really just coach and shir, I have no fucking idea what I'm doing) are running the alliance and overall, the tribe. I would feel like I was in a really good position in the game except....swap. Fuck. What Shirin said about the swap being at F12 seems very likely to me. I would reallllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllly prefer no swap and merge there or later, but I doubt it. Survivor "Pure" haha. I hope we would at least merge at ten, avoid any of that Gabon mindfuckery. Don't do it Jonny.
So that means the next challenge is quite important. After Morgan's mutiny, we are down in the numbers (The Read people have been unanimous in all of their votes, so thats a little worrying, but also, that just means inactives, and as soon as they actually have to vote, [hopefully this round] cracks would form) The thing is Read is almost definitely gonna send Hali to the secret location again. So fuccccccckkkkkk the secret location why not just call it exile jesus cristus. Which means we'll have to deal with idols if we go to tribal. Let's not go to tribal then, right? If we do go to tribal, we face a predicament. We have no more Ace to just dump the votes on. So we'd have to try to put a vote somewhere else. Because we can't let Hali play an idol and decide who goes home. I would probably be in favor of putting a vote on Rodney just in case, but that is really dangerous in terms of our five, which seems at least at this point to be going no where.
Anyway, we really gotta win.
I really want Hali to go but it would be better to win and not have to deal with that. She doesn't talk to me. She responds every other day for about ten minutes and then stops. She's not really playing, making any move to succeed in the game except playing the idol. Whatever. It's just said because Ace really gave a shit, and I'm not sure if Hali does.
I really hope this challenge is endurance or anything really that I can help the tribe succeed at. If it is a puzzle well than FUCK YOU ALLLL. I really can't do puzzles, I'm not trying to play that up, I just really can't.
So in terms of overall game position, I think I'm good until at least the swap, when I have no idea what's gonna happen. Shir and I are tight, and I really really hope we're together when we switch. Coach and her and I are tight, real tight, but Coach is definitely a monster in this game. As i've said before I'm new here, but Coach seems like he's played quite a few of these. Wouldn't be surprised if he's well known in this community. Is that a thing? Whatever, he's my shield in this game. If someone comes after someone in our alliance it's gonna be him, maybe whit, hopefully not me. Still have no idea what Morgan is telling Read. I'm becoming increasingly worried that my lack of social game with Read might be a problem. Managing relationships with one tribe seems hard enough, right?
I'm growing increasingly tired of Morgan. It was cute when she was calling me an idiot and boring (i think i might be but like...ok) and telling me to fuck off for a while. Now it's not cute when she messages me because she's very clearly bored on her new tribe. I think she really needed that immunity challenge win. So fuck you hosts <3 for making that individual. If she had gone home everything would be much better. She's too much of a variable.
I really don't like that we sent morgan to the secret location. Shir pushed for it though, saying she wanted her to come back and work with us and this would help. But still...don't see that happening, and now morgan may be idoled. So could Shirin. She of course told us she didn't find anything on exile. I'm gonna fucking call it that now, for gods sakes. She might be bluffing, but I do trust that if she found anything I'll found out pretty soon. Maybe not. Whojamaidontgiveafuckatthispointletsjustsurviveaswapyaknow.
So that's it for now, the round really hasn't started yet so I'm sure there will be much more to talk about.
I'll write a poem later right now I just want some chocolate.
Bye, Saash
Holy Clusterfuck. Last night's tribal council was a righteous shitfest of confusion and fucking ridiculousness. It is also, I should say, the first time I have attended a tribal council and not received votes. Ever. So for me, a very big deal. But seriously, what a god damn clusterfuck. The plan changed every 10 minutes for the last hour before tribal and it was a very good feeling to get it done with and have a favorable outcome.
Timeline:
8:10 p.m. - Hali tells Shirin she has an idol and is gonna play it.
8:10 to 9:15 - FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKKK OMG WHAT DO WE DOOOOOOO FUCKKKK
9:16 - Jfp: Results Posted
9:17: Omg guys we're strategic masterminds we totally knew it was going to be fine we've got this!
Whatever, it worked out.
So, Hali played the idol, and we successfully flushed it sending home Ace which was really kind of sad. I liked Ace a lot, and if he had just chilled more and agreed to trick hali it wouldn't have been him gone right now. But it is what it is, we now definitely have control of the tribe. But this next round is going to be pivotal for the game. What may seem like pre-merge whatever might completely change the way this game is going to go.
So Rodney just showed up......for the first time in 2 days. There was a part of last night where coach and i almost wanted to vote rod and pull in Hali and Ace. I'm glad we stuck with the plan, but that should show you where rodney is in this alliance. He has definitely solidified himself at the bottom. Him and whit aren't aware of Persians, and in reality the three of us (really just coach and shir, I have no fucking idea what I'm doing) are running the alliance and overall, the tribe. I would feel like I was in a really good position in the game except....swap. Fuck. What Shirin said about the swap being at F12 seems very likely to me. I would reallllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllly prefer no swap and merge there or later, but I doubt it. Survivor "Pure" haha. I hope we would at least merge at ten, avoid any of that Gabon mindfuckery. Don't do it Jonny.
So that means the next challenge is quite important. After Morgan's mutiny, we are down in the numbers (The Read people have been unanimous in all of their votes, so thats a little worrying, but also, that just means inactives, and as soon as they actually have to vote, [hopefully this round] cracks would form) The thing is Read is almost definitely gonna send Hali to the secret location again. So fuccccccckkkkkk the secret location why not just call it exile jesus cristus. Which means we'll have to deal with idols if we go to tribal. Let's not go to tribal then, right? If we do go to tribal, we face a predicament. We have no more Ace to just dump the votes on. So we'd have to try to put a vote somewhere else. Because we can't let Hali play an idol and decide who goes home. I would probably be in favor of putting a vote on Rodney just in case, but that is really dangerous in terms of our five, which seems at least at this point to be going no where.
Anyway, we really gotta win.
I really want Hali to go but it would be better to win and not have to deal with that. She doesn't talk to me. She responds every other day for about ten minutes and then stops. She's not really playing, making any move to succeed in the game except playing the idol. Whatever. It's just said because Ace really gave a shit, and I'm not sure if Hali does.
I really hope this challenge is endurance or anything really that I can help the tribe succeed at. If it is a puzzle well than FUCK YOU ALLLL. I really can't do puzzles, I'm not trying to play that up, I just really can't.
So in terms of overall game position, I think I'm good until at least the swap, when I have no idea what's gonna happen. Shir and I are tight, and I really really hope we're together when we switch. Coach and her and I are tight, real tight, but Coach is definitely a monster in this game. As i've said before I'm new here, but Coach seems like he's played quite a few of these. Wouldn't be surprised if he's well known in this community. Is that a thing? Whatever, he's my shield in this game. If someone comes after someone in our alliance it's gonna be him, maybe whit, hopefully not me. Still have no idea what Morgan is telling Read. I'm becoming increasingly worried that my lack of social game with Read might be a problem. Managing relationships with one tribe seems hard enough, right?
I'm growing increasingly tired of Morgan. It was cute when she was calling me an idiot and boring (i think i might be but like...ok) and telling me to fuck off for a while. Now it's not cute when she messages me because she's very clearly bored on her new tribe. I think she really needed that immunity challenge win. So fuck you hosts <3 for making that individual. If she had gone home everything would be much better. She's too much of a variable.
I really don't like that we sent morgan to the secret location. Shir pushed for it though, saying she wanted her to come back and work with us and this would help. But still...don't see that happening, and now morgan may be idoled. So could Shirin. She of course told us she didn't find anything on exile. I'm gonna fucking call it that now, for gods sakes. She might be bluffing, but I do trust that if she found anything I'll found out pretty soon. Maybe not. Whojamaidontgiveafuckatthispointletsjustsurviveaswapyaknow.
So that's it for now, the round really hasn't started yet so I'm sure there will be much more to talk about.
I'll write a poem later right now I just want some chocolate.
Bye, Saash
