Sash Says Schemey Shit: भाग चार

[sash]

Aloha la bitchas,


Well I've survived three rounds. A bit of a shocker. Which brings me to my first actual confession in this so-called confessional. I have been lying. This is not my first ORG. It is my second. My first was the first in the 39 Days series, and I was clueless, and the first boot. I apologize for the white lie, I was just quite embarrassed. I certainly still have no idea what I'm doing, but I'd like to think I'm doing better. Probably not, but fuck it.

So back to the game.
Danny Fuego went last round. Danny fucking Fuego. What a shame, but can't do much about it. I hope it wasn't as sad or fucked up as his actual vote out. Austin Carty I'm looking at you.

This whole mutiny thing appeared, and people went a lot crazier than they should have. Super fucking crazy. EVERYBODY CHILL THE FUCK OUT AND EAT YO FUCKING RICE. Morgan was the only one to mutiny. Cool. Not unexpected. I really hope she goes tonight when they go to tribal. I think it would be fitting, but it seems Stacey is inactive so that's a real shame. I may not get that wish.

Morgan finally talked to me.


She explained why she flipped out at me, and it was horseshit. You know, like real horseshit. Like it came from Dan Foley's mouth. Or Jane Bright's. FUCK YOU JANE MOTHERFUCKINNNNNG BRIIIIiIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT I HATE YOU OH MY GOD.

Anyway, the one thing I took away from my conversation with Morgan, is that I might believe here when she said Coach has been painting me as the head of the alliance when in reality he has total control. It's way too early to do anything that might upset the balance, but I'm keeping it in the back of my mind.

So the challenge is up. And it's a puzzle. I did it in 30 minutes. LOL. So no immunity for Mr. Sash. Fuck. Whatever, I don't think I need it. If i end up blindsided I'm gonna hate myself for not trying harder. But I hate puzzles almost as much as Jane Bri- you get it. But we're gonna go to tribal. No chance to go up on the numbers. Damn. Will update.

[sash]

Continued:

So I think the vote when we go will be Ace or mayyyybe Hali if the former wins immunity. Ace didn't mutiny, which means one of two things.

A) he really feels comfortable and doesn't get that with Morgan gone he's the next boot

B) I am unaware of something he has going on with the rest of my alliance.

I will say this. I wouldn't really be that shocked if I get blindsided this. But I can't let paranoia consume me. I've got to put my trust in my alliance, and if that gets me out then so be it. But I don't want to go out. My goal for this (which I'm considering my first real ORG, since Nav isn't here to make me first boot again) is to make merge. I really am not sure what's going on, and I have no claims to playing well right now, but I feel I've taken the necessary steps to get there.

I'm hoping to learn how to play as I go along, and I really hope I'm not boring to y'all. I hope it is entertaining to laugh at my pitiful naivety. Imma play von ertfelta style, my friends. One step at a time, then overcome the master, right.


Some updates,

Me and Shirin are really tight, I love her. She is really good at conversations, a lot better than I am, and I really value that. She's gonna be a major social threat down the line, but I wanna stick with her for a while. A long while.

I'm not sure if Morgan is getting in my head, but I am seeing coach more and more putting himself in the power position. I'm a little worried, but I want him to see me as a non threat and a number right now, and I think that's working.

Ace I really really like, what a nice dude, but I'll probably end up writing his name. Hoping it's him not me. Genuinely nice guys, as far as random internet strangers go, ya know?

Hali is a wild card, almost never on, won't really respond to anyone, but she has been sent to this secret location thrice. Just fucking call it exile Jfp, my man! I'm not sure if she has a thing with read, or if theyre picking based off inactivity. She's bound to find something though, wouldn't be surprised if she had an idol. There has already been talk of splitting the votes next tribal. Hmmm

Rodney and Whitney my European friends, don't talk to them much but they don't talk to much, you know. The time zone thing is a bitch, but I'm pretty sure that out five is solid at least on this vote.

I think we have this double tribal, hopefully ace and Morgan are gone, and then we're gonna swap. That means Davis will be on the wrong side of the numbers, so.......


Here

....


Comes


.....

Swapfuckery



Get ready for lots of whiny ass confessionals in which I become your least favorite player. I am sorry, but as Morgan said, you're an asshole sash. You need to get off the internet and go do something.

Lmao she literally just messaged me. She's so mean but I love it because in reality she's just lonely over there. Regretting the decision maybe. I'm actually sort of rooting for her to outlast me if only to fulfill her pointless vendetta lol. I think I'm the only one talking to her in this game right now. Poor Morgan.


But before I go, one important thing. Morgan did say one thing that scared me.

She mentioned she knew about the chat that the five of us mad, and knows that technically I created it. And she said her source was in the five, which I guess I have to believe. Which worries me. Like I said, I know nothing about these games. Am I missing something obvious.


But I am really enjoying this game, so thanks to Jfp and Austin and I guess wes, but I mean who the Fuck is Wes. Just stop with the goddamn puzzles. Thirty minutes is really slow. I really oughta work on that. Nahh. My inevitable blindside should be filled with just enough cockiness, egotism, and selfawareness.
Peace and love from the guy that you pity, and who sucks overall.

Saaaaaaaash

Haiku time, kiddos.

Mutiny is lame,
Then again so is my game,
Fuck it I want fame.

I am getting a little better at those yes?
Just kidding poems are for the none cool kids.
Peace bitches.

Ps why did I pick sash? I don't know
Why do I suck at puzzles? Metaphor for my life.

Hope this isn't my last one.

[sash]

Sorry for the grammar the update was mobile

[Natalie]

Thanks for the apology

[sash]

YOURE WELCOME

[sash]

Morgan:

youre literaly
the worst
castmember
youre like the leslie of survivor china
roxy of phillipines
sekou of cook islands
boring
uninteresting
nothing to offer

^ sent to me last night. followed by her saying that she has no friends on her new tribe. followed by her saying she's gonna take control. lol. just wanted to post this so I don't forget about it.

[sash]

So a little bit about the vote. 

Two Queens and Three Knights (That's our shitty alliance name if you weren't aware) just had a whole shitfest in terms of our plan. We decided on splitting the votes between Hali and Ace with more on Hali because we'd much rather have her out. Her idol situation is scary though, and therefore we have this split.


Then we had this whole argument disguised as confusion but in reality all of us wanted to vote Hali and no one wanted to vote Ace. We're hopefully gonna work with Ace at the swap, so no one really wants to. But that duty fell to Coach and I. Hmm






So i put down Ace, and hope that doesn't fuck me over later, but I think splitting it might be a good idea, because I might well be their target if an idol is played. In reality, I don't think one will be played, and I think I'm safe this round. You never know, but I feel pretty safe unless shit hits the fan. 

About this alliance. Shirin is bae<3 of course, we're really close. Coach and I are close too, but I think he might have a power play in mind, and as I've said before, I'm happy to be just a number to these people. For now. Until I make my master moves and win the game easily. Just kidding I have no fucking idea what I'm doing but whatcha gonna do?

Ace has come to me shir and coach in hopes of booting Rodney, so I hope that him and Hali put Rod down instead of me, because even though I love Rod, better not be me as the target if something goes wrong.

Not sure how I'm gonna be able to talk to Ace after this vote. I really like him, and I really wish I was voting for Hali instead. I'm not gonna Natalie Anderson this shit though. Just gotta stick to the plan, and really hope it works out. Peace.