Sash Says Schemey Shit: Pars Secunda
Jun 22, 2015 19:53:06 GMT
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Post by sash on Jun 22, 2015 19:53:06 GMT
Hey there los bitchos,
I’ve previously said this is my first ORG for real, for real as in not my bullshit first ORG like half the rest of the cast seems to be saying. Of course I’m not telling people that, why the fuck would I? But also, I feel like I could be way behind everybody else. So I’m a little worried. Another thing about it is I’m not exactly sure what to be writing in these things. So I’m just gonna go through my tribe one by one.
Hali: Hali was MIA for a while, some “AIM issues” and she did jack shit in the last challenge. I was talking her really for the first time last night, and she said, “I just need to be carried for the next four days and then I’ll be active” Whojamawhatthefucka? Why you sign up yo? Are you making this up? Are you and Vince gonna run some No Colla underground shit? This seems likely, by the way. I told her I’d look out for her. Lol.
Morgan: Talked to Morgan a little, she hasn’t been super into solidifying anything with me, which scares me. I’m still pretty sure her and Ronda/Rodney are a pair, and we three Persians have discussed trying to pull them in.
Speaking of which, Persians of Interest: We’ve been talking of how we can start bringing people in to reach a majority. We could have a five with Rod and Morg, or even a six with them + Whitney. I really hope Shirin and Coach aren’t fucking with me. I have singular deals with both of them, but they could really be fucking with me. They may be writing a conffessional right now about stringing me along as the first boot and I wouldnt be that surprised.
Ronda/Rodney/IDGAF the gender of my rep: Me and my main Netherlands bro. I think he may be serious about wanting to work with me. He came to me and wanted to pull in us, Shirin, Whit, and Morgan, which goes pretty well with what Persians discussed. I’m not sure I really trust him though. Whatever.
Shirin: I really want to go deep with Shirin. I’ll fucking ditch her if we swap and I’m fucked, but I’d prefer if we could really try to run the game together, and I can dump her late. I think our conversations are actually genuine though, so that’s good.
Whitney: The European Crazy Queen. She got our shit together for the challenge. Seems like she might be viewed as a challenge threat, so I want her as a shield, similar to coach
.
Coach: Ben Motherfucking Wade can do challenges apparently. For fucking days. I want to keep working with him to the merge at least because if our alliance is gonna go down, the target gonna be the fucking dragon slayer. And not me.
Vince: I told him I wanted to work with him. He said we’d make a good pair. Haven’t spoken since. Fuck it.
Ace: Ace seems slimier than me and I’m one slimy motherfucker. He says it’s his first ORG. It’s his first ORG in the same way Jane Bright is a fan favorite. Fuck No. Fuckity Fuck No. ( I really hate Jane Bright, I’m sure if I stick around you’ll become aware of that) I’m pretty sure Ace be a’friending our dear captain Vince. He posted our choice of Ciriefor the secret island, even though it never was solidified in the tribe chat. Which means he had been talking to Vince and whoever is with them. I don’t know. Shirin and Coach could be with them for all I know.
I guess what I’m saying is I have no idea what is happening in this game. We need to go to tribal if Im gonna figure that out. I just feel like I might be being clueless seeing as its my first time. The first time is supposed to hurt right?
Peace, good times, from your trying-to-be-villainous-but-really-just-clueless-asshole-friend,
Sassshh
I’ve previously said this is my first ORG for real, for real as in not my bullshit first ORG like half the rest of the cast seems to be saying. Of course I’m not telling people that, why the fuck would I? But also, I feel like I could be way behind everybody else. So I’m a little worried. Another thing about it is I’m not exactly sure what to be writing in these things. So I’m just gonna go through my tribe one by one.
Hali: Hali was MIA for a while, some “AIM issues” and she did jack shit in the last challenge. I was talking her really for the first time last night, and she said, “I just need to be carried for the next four days and then I’ll be active” Whojamawhatthefucka? Why you sign up yo? Are you making this up? Are you and Vince gonna run some No Colla underground shit? This seems likely, by the way. I told her I’d look out for her. Lol.
Morgan: Talked to Morgan a little, she hasn’t been super into solidifying anything with me, which scares me. I’m still pretty sure her and Ronda/Rodney are a pair, and we three Persians have discussed trying to pull them in.
Speaking of which, Persians of Interest: We’ve been talking of how we can start bringing people in to reach a majority. We could have a five with Rod and Morg, or even a six with them + Whitney. I really hope Shirin and Coach aren’t fucking with me. I have singular deals with both of them, but they could really be fucking with me. They may be writing a conffessional right now about stringing me along as the first boot and I wouldnt be that surprised.
Ronda/Rodney/IDGAF the gender of my rep: Me and my main Netherlands bro. I think he may be serious about wanting to work with me. He came to me and wanted to pull in us, Shirin, Whit, and Morgan, which goes pretty well with what Persians discussed. I’m not sure I really trust him though. Whatever.
Shirin: I really want to go deep with Shirin. I’ll fucking ditch her if we swap and I’m fucked, but I’d prefer if we could really try to run the game together, and I can dump her late. I think our conversations are actually genuine though, so that’s good.
Whitney: The European Crazy Queen. She got our shit together for the challenge. Seems like she might be viewed as a challenge threat, so I want her as a shield, similar to coach
.
Coach: Ben Motherfucking Wade can do challenges apparently. For fucking days. I want to keep working with him to the merge at least because if our alliance is gonna go down, the target gonna be the fucking dragon slayer. And not me.
Vince: I told him I wanted to work with him. He said we’d make a good pair. Haven’t spoken since. Fuck it.
Ace: Ace seems slimier than me and I’m one slimy motherfucker. He says it’s his first ORG. It’s his first ORG in the same way Jane Bright is a fan favorite. Fuck No. Fuckity Fuck No. ( I really hate Jane Bright, I’m sure if I stick around you’ll become aware of that) I’m pretty sure Ace be a’friending our dear captain Vince. He posted our choice of Ciriefor the secret island, even though it never was solidified in the tribe chat. Which means he had been talking to Vince and whoever is with them. I don’t know. Shirin and Coach could be with them for all I know.
I guess what I’m saying is I have no idea what is happening in this game. We need to go to tribal if Im gonna figure that out. I just feel like I might be being clueless seeing as its my first time. The first time is supposed to hurt right?
Peace, good times, from your trying-to-be-villainous-but-really-just-clueless-asshole-friend,
Sassshh
Sash says Haiku
:
I will not win this
But I’ll Embarrass Myself
Lose-Lose, Oh Fuck. Fuck
:
I will not win this
But I’ll Embarrass Myself
Lose-Lose, Oh Fuck. Fuck