First, Hello PW and Host! Glad to be here for redemption! I'm Ciera. My mother was Laura in last season, she got vote out by cowardly bitches, and then she's not in all-stars. wtf?? Who's Liz? Who's Natalie? Why they're get ask back and not her??? So now she's lie around the house crying and I'm here so that she'll get over it. I hope people won't think to be after me for my connection with her but it's not a big deal, I'm big girl and can handle it. They'll be crying if they think they can get at me.
Once upon a time when I was online on AIM, Whitney's talk to me. She says she's from Europa too and I think we are soulmate. She's also fan of my mom so we have this as bonding point. I think we will be good alliance if we're together. She talks alot like me and I think maybe she's make fun of me? I don't know but I won't wait to kill her blood if she's going to get personal attack like that.
And then there's captain twist.... Oh look it's quitter and hippy come back. Why Vince is even here? It's Lauara who deserve get a second shot, but she doesn't so now I have to be here for the Morett and show America we're not a failure.
Game on, Season Three. I will raining doom and hell fires down on this place.
I am on tribe called Reed. Or it's Read? I don't know what it's spelled. Tribe name is either tribe of grass or tribe of reading words, we are not sounding tough. That is their mistake, we are all tough bitches and if they think we're all weak grass stalk they'll hear the grass calling out "WE WANT YOUR BLOOD!" and it'll be too late for them. You don't screw with grass!
Right now tribe is good. There's not enough hot mans in this game. I need to get busy with young studs, but who is there? I only see Gabe, he's pretty but not so great for talking with. Dan's old and better for my mom than me. Bob Dog is barking all night, I don't want him near my leg!! Nick's handsome, he's like pirate. But Kim's putting moves on him, back off bitch he's my king and I'm his queen! You're not in this! I'll try for Nick anyhow, but I'm scared that if I go on him I'll never go back.
But I can't fight Kim, she is our captain, she says she doesn't want being a target for coming back. Bitch you are quitter, nobody's worried you're coming back. Our only worry is you'll be a Colton and crying all the time and quit again. She also says she gets called racist for her game last time. But now she's picking all the black people on our tribe!?!? If she wants all black people for alliance, she's going to be racist against white people so it's not a help your situation!! ;<
But that'll outnumber us whites if Kim's with them, so my best plan is to cover me with mud and rename my self to Cieraniqua so I can fit in. I don't want fight the black power and get myself out. I'll see where the first votes go and make sure I'm with the group that's smart for me. I don't want to be flop, Mama Laura's depending on me to bring home that money!
I want drop a Heirshima on this camp after we lost challenge. I'm convinced Coach is robot, he won't sleep or eat but he'll just make fire. I'm proud of him, he'll make 43 fires and put a huge target on his back. Good work buddy!
This vote's not a problem. Cirie's dead ghost, she's never here, so it's easy to vote her out. Go home to hell, earth doesn't want you.
Danni and Gabe messaged me about an alliance. We talked for a long time about what to name it and we didn't have a good name, so it's called Something Alliance for now. It's dumb name but I can't care too much about it. We're the glam bitches who did the work in this challenge, if not for us there's no fire to cook rice and water, so these lazy kids will be grateful to have us. It's big deal for me to work hard at camp, at home Laura's saying "CIERA YOU'RE LaZY CHILD YOU NEED GET OFF YOUR ASS AND DO A WORK!" so I'll show that I'll make the fire and do it all. I'm not lazy I just don't want to be Laura's slave. It's free country, Abraham Lincoln will be on my side for this.
Vince is an idiot. He's asking all of us for information about the tribe. Mom's told me about him, she hates him and thinks he's big time pervert, so I don't want him hugging me and trying to get in my pants. I'd rather vote his ass to prejury, and he'll get beaten by both Morett girls, it's what you get when you'll mess with our family.
Sash does the same thing. He wants to know what are the alliances. Why I'm going to tell you that? You're not in this tribe. I'll tell everybody you're up to this, so they'll not trust you, and at swap time you can be my puppet because no one will want your ass.
Stacey's idiot too. She says she'll only make fire to beat Hali at the last minute. Bitch I missed a rave to be here for fires, and your lazy ass won't do it until the end? Then she'll whine about how the tribe doesn't talk to her. I live in Wroclaw, it's a hundred hours behind everyone else, how come I can talk and you can't? It's not my problem if you're shy. But I'll just keep smiling and act like I feel bad, she's digging her own grave and I'll give her all the shovels she'll need.
Bye bye Vince. You lose to Laura, now you lose to me. It's what you'll get if you fuck with Morett girls. Laura should have got back instead of you, you're wasted space. I hope she's proud of me beating him. It's important she'll love me for being on Survivor.
Whitney's wanting me to send her for reward. I ask my alliance, and they say it's suspicion, what if she's with the main alliance on the tribe, and she'll give them a reward? It's not safe, better to let her get nothing and go home with hands empty. If you're trying to get my friendliness to stuff your pockets with reward, I'll put bomb in your pocket instead. Your pants will get blown up, that's a promise. We are soulmates, but I won't let that make me kill myself on this tribe over you.
Danni does great job in this challenge. I'm glad she's captain, even if it's false. I said we'll make her captain because she'd make the most fires, but it's a lie. Her post count is fake as her boobs. I made fires more than anybody, but that's okay. You can have my target Danni, thanks for it.
We have alliance but I don't know if I can trust it. She's big threat and makes our flag. Maybe she's Ubraz? He's robot who'll post a bunch and wants to boss everybody around. I hope it's not him in this game. He's enemy, I'll kick him in the ass if he's this Danni. You don't make enemy from Ciera and think you'll get away with it. This glam bitch will kick your face so that her high heel stabs your eyeballs out. But I can't make a big deal about it. Instead I will just say oh yes Danni you're captain you can make all the plans and I'll just say yes yes yes until it's take to take out my knife and stab her right in that big old target on her back.
I hate the boys on this tribe. Only Gabe is hot, and he'll be my boyfriend but I can't have only one man. I'm queen, it's best if I'll have three mans, to do what I tell them. But these boys are old or boring, They'll always leave their green light on aim. How I'll know if you're there? You don't talk so I'll just say hi to a wall and hope it'll answer back. I hope we'll get swap soon, I don't know how much longer I can put up with these boring people.
Danni doesn't choose me for the challenge? I guess she thinks I'm stupid. It'll be fun to vote her out, she'll hate getting blindsided by little dumb me!
Stacey's fat useless person. It's better if we'd have dead shark on our tribe instead of her, because at least you can eat it. Stacey's never talking to anybody, except sometimes she'll tell me I'm her favorite and she'll feel so bad about how she's not good in this game. Bitch it is your own fault you're not good, you can't do a challenge, you can't talk to someone. Why you're even here? If you're not around and you don't care to play then just quit. Now we'll have to vote out someone who's better at this than you and we'll lose next one because you won't play it. I want to get Richard Hatch in here to grind on her so she'll get her ass out of this game already. All she's good for is drink a beer, and she sucks at that too. I got drunk last night and I'm not falling on my ass to miss tribal council. You're big fat lady, it'll take more beers to fill your stomach. I hope she'll get into wrong cab and get delivered to Davis camp, they can deal with her ass. The challenge was pretty easy till the moment when we lost it by two seconds. I want to go crying in the corner so no one will see my weakness. It's awful losing by Danni's mistake. She didn't want our alliance being chosen for the challenge so she'll sit me out. Why you'd sit me and not Gabe? You'll think he's better than me? If she puts me in the challenge and we can sub in Nick, we'd win it. Anyway, we have to figure out what we're gonna do now that Stacey's drunk ass is immuned. *Poker face* *Try show sad emotions* Dan. At the end of this challenge I have a feeling that all these people from my tribe want to work with me. I don't know why. Maybe they think I am Superwoman, because I'm here doing better than my mom and other nice stuff. I would say more about me too but I don't want to be narcissistic. Danni, Gabe, Nick, Burton, and Kim are working with me in three diffrent ways. I've got three with Danni and Gabe and Nick and I are king and queen of tribe together, then Burton's wanting me with him. Kim's talking like we're together, but I know she secretly wants to be running the tribe. I'm just here to *Poker face* yes Kim let's do all your plans. I think I will break some hearts in this game but you know what - This is a game where you can only trust yourself, Someone will be a victim of my vote. Right now that's Dan, he's boring talker and he'll leave his AIM on. It's worst habit for people and I wil lvote out people who'll be hard to talk to like that. Danni's asking me now if I'll want to be captain now she's done. I don't want me leading this tribe. It's target, and I'm not looking for people to think I'm boss bitch of Read. Danni thinks she'll just make people vote her way for captain? It's something I'll watch out for, if she's got these votes in her hand. I know she's threat and I'll look forward to putting my big knife into her spine.
I'm captain of our tribe. It's what happens when I'm the best at challenges. I don't want this target but if it'll mean people think I'm good person and someone to talk to about alliance, it's good thing for me.
I'm glad it's me and Whitney for captains. We're two glam Wroclaw bitchs, and we are taking over this island. It's Poland World Tour 2015. It'll show you shouldn't underestimate us girls just because we're not talking best English. I can still play a Survivor even if I don't speak as good. But even though she's my sister soulmate, I won't be sorry to kick her ass out of here. Thre's only room for one glam Polish girl out on this ocean. I'm at wheel of this ship, and I'll drop my anchor on Whitney's face so she can go make alliance with the starfish.
I think I need to think about alliances. Right now I don't have a lot of alliance in this tribe, I have trio with Gabe and Danni but I know it's going to be time to blow it all up some day. Danni's threat and she thinks she'll control me, but I'm not a housepet. I won't wear a collar and get your slippers. I want to make my alliance and be queen of it, but there's nobody that's good for it. Kim thinks she's the boss bitch in here, but it's not true. She's on outs, she'll say she's great at a challenge and suck, nobody's her fan. She told me in round one, she wants to lay low so people don't know she's a danger, and then make her move later. Okay bitch but now I know you'll just lay low, it's not a surprise when you'll start making moves. I know I'll look out for her, she's flipper in her season and screw her tribe. After Stacey's ghost ass is out of here, it'll be time to take her out. Nick's my king, we talk about how we're in love and he's my man but I don't know if he's an alliance for me. Is it just joking? I don't know. Now I'm captain I told him he's first mate. It's good if he's on my side. Burton's friendly but I don't know what to do with him on votes.
Morgan jumped to our team. I like it because it gives us a number. She's fat and her boobs are gross, but it's okay. I won't judge her implants. I think she's spy for Davis, but she told me there's big alliance over there, so she wants to leave. I want to know more about it because it's good knowing about our enemy tribe, but I don't want her to think I'm pry. I'll be stealth on her, talk like I'm friend and want to know, then she'll tell me about Davis problems and when I don't need her I'll throw her in garbage. She's still enemey and she's traitor, I don't want that around me.
Right now we don't need alliance because it's just for us about challenges, but soon we'll need thinking about swaps and merge, so I'm a friendship prostitute who will friend anybody for a dollar. It's not good being a relationship slut but it's what I'll have to do to survive.
Stacey's ghost is finally gone. We got on phone with Ghostbusters and now she's off in spirit world with her ghost friends. Good riddance! *btich face* I'm tired of carrying firewood and make a fire for dead person. If you're fat person, you need to pull your own fat weight. I'm little skinny bitch, I can't lift 400 pounds of ass.
Once upon a time today Me and Gabe and Danni are talking on AIM. We want a fourth person in our group. Morgan's not wanted. She's bitch and won't talk to you. I'll say Hi Morgan how you are, and in 100 years she writes back she's good. My young bones are dead from waiting to hear her talk. I think she sends her message on a turtle and it'll crawl across the ocean to Europa. I guess it's how she's so slow. But she's person who won't flip, so we'll just give her *smile face* *act like friend* and then we'll stab her in back and put her ass in that jury seat.
Nick's not here. He's my king but he's lazy king. I want him to be more stronger, so I can have him in my throne room. I don't want weak man, I'm all about hot ass, and if you're lazy it's just not a good fat butt. If he'd be around I'd want him for ally, but he's not what the others have interest in. I'll still work my body on him just in case. He's good backup plan.
Kim isn't here and she's also trying to be boss bitch. I made alliance with her, talking how we're the glam bitches and best ones on the tribe, but it's all a fake. I know she's traitor and she wants everybody doing her things. She's captain for one round, but it's my crown now. You can kiss my feet, loser. I'm steering this ship and you're just along for a ride, your bitch ass can walk the plank if I'll feel like it!
So that'll leave Burton. I'm worried on him, I think he's a person who'd make alliance on his own betray us, but it's what Gabe and Danni want. I don't want them knowing I've got Kim and Nick in my pocket against them, so I just will smile and act like it's not big deal. But this bitch knows where her eyes should go, and they're going to stare a hole in that Burton. I don't trust him.
For right now I'm playing cool like Elsa from Frozen. I heard rumors people think Whitney and I know each other in life because we're from Poland. What a fuck! It's big country, we're not sardines. There's a hundred people in Poland I don't know. It's a big target so I am gonna have to think hard to get it off me. I think it'll mean shoving Whitney under a bus. It's sad because it'll be losing my soulmate, but I am big girl. I can do it on my own. I don't need her help surviving, I became captain by myself.
Oh look we won again. My tribe's so good at these challenges I don't even need to be here for them. *blow a kiss*
It's getting to hard part in this game. I'm so itchy to backstab these people and I can't handle this waiting. But it's okay I will get on my pernoid at this merge.
I'm in alliance with 4 people. It's Me, Danni, Gabe, Burton. We're ruling this tribe and I'm the Queen who's boss of everybody. These people are my slaves. Suck my little finger and do what I tell you. It's time to build a pyramid to me. It'll be my monument to show Laura back home. When I told her I'm on Survivor, she said I'm weak and cant do a challenge or get a water, but how many weak people have pyramid? 0.
Here's people who need to gtfo. Kim's selfish bitch, and I know she's trying to make alliance with Danni. Who you think you are? I want for us to have it as a three, so that Kim won't be idiot and stab us in the back at this merge, but it's hard talking to her because she's such a bore. She's got double vote from the secret place, so I'm worried she'll flip at merge and have too much power to worry about. If we lose next time, it's going to be her ass. I will swear it on Laura's life.
Morgan's stupid. She tells us about the secret place and tells us a lies about it having idols and games. Girl what you're thinking? We won't talk to other people who are there? Thanks for letting us know you're stupid liar, it's going to be fun voting you out from this island. I'll say more things later. It's time for this bitch to go for school.
So before I'll do anything else it's time for my big confession.
I talk a lot in this confessional about how Whitney's my soulmate and I'm friend with her, but how I don't want her controlling me. It's truth. But what I don't say to you is that I'm close to her before this game. We're cousin in real life, she asked me to play in this game and help her out, so I'm her Ciera to help Laura get in fame and be an all-star.
But I found out from people that they're thinking me and Whitney knows each other, and that it's cheat for us to be close outside the game. I felt like crying on this, and I don't want to seem like a person who's selfish and don't care about the rules. So I've got difficult choice to make. I know that people want it to be Coach instead, but Whitney's a person who will take me down and I don't want us to both get in trouble for it. I decided I'll have to hurt my own heart and take out my love cousin, and do my best to win for her instead. It's horrible choice to make in this game. Everybody will say blood's thicker than water, but we don't got water in this camp, so I guess I'm drinking Whitney's blood from my canteen.
I just hope she's okay in jury house. She told me she doesn't want anybody knowing about us, so she probably will tell lies about it. It's okay if she's wanting that, but it's now how I'm going to play. I'm not liar, even in a game.
Now it's time we're talking about strategy. I've been like a little spider running around to spin webs for everyone. I got in my alliance of four with Danni and Gabe and Burton, but everybody knows Danni's pretending she's queen of this tribe. I like her but I don't want going to the end with a person like that. I'm the glam bitch in this tribe, I don't need another one. I've been waiting to stab a knife in her back for a long time.
Shirin is a sneaky person, I don't trust her at all. She's telling Danni all this info about Davis before the merge. If I'm going to cut Danni's throat, it's not good for me if she's got a spy who will keep eyes out for her. So I'm telling Whitney all about the things Shirin will do, to get her out. But then she gets mutiny. *annoyed face* I don't want her on my tribe.
She's also in a couple with Sash. WTF? I know I'm prettier than her. What Sash wants to do with her and not me? You never know what a crazy daughter will do, and if you're going to leave me for a gross naked fatty, you're going to pay for it. I'll take her away and if you don't like it you can go sit on jury with her. I've got a lot of puppet strings, I don't just need yours. Coach won't even talk to me. What's your problem? I'm the queen, if you want to stick around you need me to let you. If you're goign to be whiny ass then don't even unpack your bag.
I know that my four is going to be screwed, because Kim's a flipper. She did it in her season and I know she'll do it again. She's not here for alliance making, so she knows she's on bottom with us. I made it so I'm her best ally, and she'll bring me in for her plans. I did the same thing to Nick. They both trust to me, and I'm using them both for my pets. Kim told me today she's got idol, and it's now under my control. Even Nick don't know about it. I talk her and Nick into flipping, becausae I know they'll do it with me or without me, so I'm goign to get on that boat before it'll float away and leave Burton and Gabe stranded. Everybody thinks I'm their best friend and they've got no idea I'm in control of this whole game. I know everything that will happen and I will make sure who goes is who I want gone. It's my game now, and everybody else can just play to get second to me. :*
My only worry on flipping it right now is that Coach and Sash and Shirin got all these rewards from their cove, and if Morgan will join with them, it's going to be trouble. So I want to get out Shirin, and she can take all of her power with her. Danni has no spy, Sash has no girlfriend, and it's just sad for them. I don't want us flipping and then have Davis come back to get us. It's stupid to give them a chance. So we get them weak, and then we'll make a big move and take Danni's friends out. Davis can keep sucking and losing. They can't get any power. It's all mine and I won't share. This isn't charity. I'm winner, I don't help losers. Kiss my tiara!